The Day The World Paused

[Verse 1: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Yo, Joe sometimes I get pissed
And I don't care if I would be missed
I've just been stressed and depressed
And I need some rest
To get away from this mess
Ain't had a woman in a long time
'bout to guzzle the bleach
I hope it tastes like lemon and lime
When I try to warn him it's like pantomime
I don't care if you did the crime
You're still doing the time
Put a gun in my mouth and BANG
Maybe for a couple seconds I'll HANG
Slit it this way or that way?
I don't care I just want you to fucking pay

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
And if you did that we would cry
We'd be out looking for you guy
That would be the day the world paused
And I know that I would be the cause
And I couldn't handle that because
You're my best friend (yo)
Hey more time I would spend (with you)

[Verse 2: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Yo, you know that day
I stepped in the shower
And I got that call
And I ran down the hall
I started to bawl
And my mind started to fall
What if you jumped off the mall?
How could I live with that?
Don't gouge out your eyeballs
You told me you were fine
I just want you to know
That I'll never leave you behind
If you went I'd go blind
Things always get better
You're a bit of a fretter
So here's an open letter

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
And if you did that we would cry
We'd be out looking for you guy
That would be the day the world paused
And I know that I would be the cause
And I couldn't handle that because
You're my best friend (yo)
Hey more time I would spend (with you)

[Verse 3: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Yo, I'm sorry about your mom
I know that felt like a bomb
But God brought us
Together to form a bond
So, stay calm
Don't facepalm
It'll get better
Everybody knows that
Pull yourself together
Before you end up in that room
With the mat (with the mat, with the mat)

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
And if you did that we would cry
We'd be out looking for you guy
That would be the day the world paused
And I know that I would be the cause
And I couldn't handle that because
You're my best friend (yo)
Hey more time I would spend (with you)

[Verse 4: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
When you haven't
Said shit in a week
It makes us week
When I talk about it
It just gets glared
My view of you got lens flared
For God's sake it's not fair!
Run your fingers
Through your hair
Even though those days are rare
They can still give me a scare
We make quite a pair
Remember smashing pears?
I can't wait to see
You up on that tractor
Please stay here
Until the rapture
Let's go in and
Watch some Egoraptor

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
And if you did that we would cry
We'd be out looking for you guy
That would be the day the world paused
And I know that I would be the cause
And I couldn't handle that because
You're my best friend (yo)
Hey more time I would spend (with you)