New Volvo

[Verse 1]
Uh uh uh
My name is Mitch
I am a funky bitch
I'm at ze club
Pop molly and drink my bub-
Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bubbly
Brother it's Friday night I'm dressed

I'm dressed I'm dressed
I'm right I'm right

[Verse 2]
In ze club I move side to side
I shimmy all around
Tanning my hide
Get ze drink
From ze bartender
Get ze drink from ze bartender

I, I make a little flirt
I flirt, I flirt, I flirt, I flirt
Give him a tip, take my drink
An appletini
I'm getting tipsy
Tipsy, tipsy, tipsy, tipsy

[dying at the club noises]

[Verse 3]
Revitalized at ze club
I meet my friend
Bob-ob-ob
Bob, how are you doing?
Are you getting down this evening?

[Bridge]
He says, "Yes actually quite
I'm having a marvelous time
I'm getting so funky it's about to cross a line...
You know me Mitch
I'm a funky bitch!
Just like you Mitch
You funky bitch!
You funky bitch!
You funky bitch!
Oh you make me laugh you so funky bitch!"

[Verse 4]
Funky, funky
Taking modern drugs
At ze club
At ze club, oooh!

I forgot something in my Volvo
I go outside open my new Volvo
It's a beetle, a little bug
I get my keys and my cocaine
Cocaine, take my keys and a bump
La la la la la la la luh

Oh, I'm a club monster!
I'm a club monster I consume!
I consume and [unintelligible German]

[Outro]
Groovy monkey funsy
Dummy dummy dopey
Walking along the park