Dear Diary

Ear Diary, its now day 16 without dick and im starting to lose hearing in my left eye and taste in my right
My friends all worry about me cus they think that ive been overeating and have an addiction to chick filet
When in reality, I only go up there to hear somebody yell my name for once
Wow I can't believe this is my life, look at me, I look good as shit
I feel my virginity is going back and my cliterus got up and walked away

I don’t deserve this, but what I do deserve is
Dick so good its got me wondering what size ring he wear
Or dick so good, I don’t think twice about bеing a parent
But instead im sitting herе thinking about shit like this

Anyways I have other things to do like laundry
Ps don’t be sad laundry, nobodys doing me either