Bubble Nicodemus

On your way up, or on your way down
Man come make we listen the A1 sound
Your skin could a black
Your skin could a brown
Mi weigh one hundred an' forty-five pound
(Do it)

For mi say, vex, she vex, true
She see mi 'round the desk (Hey)
Vex, she vex, true
She see mi 'round the desk
Mi a go jook it up a school pon di desk
Jah man, say
Mi a go jook it up a school pon di desk
(Hey)

Say, when mi in a bed, say
Mi give gal trouble
For, when mi in a bed, say
Mi give gal trouble (Hey)
Use mi business like a bulldozer-shovel
Say, bubble Nicodemus, you fi bubble
Jah man, you better bubble 'till your
Knees start wobble jah man
You better bubble 'till your
Eyes start dazzle

For, mi say
Dis is a question mi a go ask every man
A dis a question mi a go ask every man-a
Mi sit down in a your yard an' smoke ganja
An' carry your big batty gal, go a Hellshire
Which one of dem you prefer? Hail Jah man
Mi prefer carry her over Hellshire
'Cah, let mi tell you, I'm not a good swimmer
Hail Jah man
You should a see mi in a di water
Di way mi coward
Mi have fi hold upon mi daughter
Cah, let mi tell you, mi say
Murder mi charged for (But watch out, man)

You happy an' you love it, make mi know
You happy an' you love it, make mi know
Jah man, mi say
Mi know it from mi head to mi toe
Jah man, mi say
Mi know it from mi head to mi toe (Hey)

For mi say, vex, she vex, true
She see mi 'round mi desk (Hey)
Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round mi desk
Mi have fi jook it up a school pon chi desk

Mi say, mi put it in dry, she started to cry
Mi take it out wet, she started to fret
She a ask if a baby she a go get
Jah man, and she a ask if mi sterilized yet
(Jah man, for mi say)

Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round mi desk
(Hey)
Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round di desk
Mi have fi jook it up a school pon di desk

'Cause, if you happy an' you love it
Make mi know
Because, you happy an' you love it
Make mi know jah man, mi say
Mi know it from mi head down to mi toe
I tell you, Nicodemus a di star fi the show

Out have fi sit down in a
Your yard an' smoke ganja
An' carry your big batty gal, go a Hellshire
Which one of dem you prefer? Hail Jah man
Mi prefer carry her over Hellshire
Cah, let mi tell you, I'm not a good swimmer
Hail Jah man
You should a see mi in a di water
The way mi coward
Mi have fi hold upon mi daughter
(Well, watch out, man! Bimma)

Vex, she vex, true, she want more sex
Vex, she vex, true, she want more sex
Mi have fi jook it up a school pon di desk

Jah man, an' every year mi pass up a new test
Jah man, for if you happy and you love it
Make mi know
'Cause, if you happy and you love it
Make mi know jah man, mi say
Mi know it from mi head to mi toe
I tell you, Nicodemus a di star fi the show
(Hey-a)

For mi say, tic tac-toe, dem all in a row
Say, donkey want the water, you fi hold him
Joe my favorite supermarket, it is Hi-Lo
Say, land one star down in a one-five oh
An' when mi go a show, mi no sit at back row
No take people things an' a
Talk 'bout you owe
Nicodemus make you gwan song
Cah, let mi tell you
Trough mi milk an' mi Milo