Vagitarian-never Heard of It

I Like Her and She Likes Her
And I Think That She Likes Her Too
I Contemplate That We Can Date
But I Never Have a Clue

Until One Day
When I Was Waking Up With Her She Said
This Is Weird Cuz I'm a Lesbian
And I Can't Like You
But I Said
I've Always Liked You and You're the One For Me
Can't You See
That You and Me Were Meant to Be

I Wish I Was a Lesbian
Then She Could Be My Girlfriend
She's the Coolest Chick I Know
Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show?
Let's Work It Out
You're the Only One I Think About
I Don't Care That You Like Chicks
Although My Friends Say Forget About It

Hey
Hey Hey Hey

The Agony
Of Spots of Conflict We Could Have Had
A Magic 8 Ball Tells Me Things Won't Be So Bad
My Friends Will Say
Let It Go
Think I'm Dumb But They Dont Know
She Likes Chicks But I Like Chicks Too
Shit What Can I Do?

I Wish I Was a Lesbian
Then She Could Be My Girlfriend
She's the Coolest Chick I Know
Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show?
Let's Work It Out
You're the Only One I Think About
I Don't Care That You Like Chicks
Although My Friends Say Forget About It

Hey
Hey Hey Hey
Hey

It's Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians
I Guess She Never Will Like Men
She's a Vag-it-ar-ian
Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians
Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians

Useless For Me to Pretend
She Only Dates Lesbians (What Can I Do)
Useless For Me to Pretend (Cuz I Like You)
She Only Dates Lesbians (And You Like Her)
Useless For Me to Pretend (Can't You See)
She Only Dates Lesbians (You and Me)
Useless of Me to Pretend (Were Meant to Be)
She Only Dates Lesbians

I Wish I Was a Lesbian
Then She Could Be My Girlfriend
She's the Coolest Chick I Know
Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show?
Let's Work It Out
You're the Only One I Think About
I Don't Care That You Like Chicks
Although My Friends Say Forget About It

Hey
Hey Hey Hey
Hey

It's Useless For Me to Pretend
Cuz She Only Dates Lesbians
I Guess She Never Will Like Men
Cuz She's a Vag-it-ar-ian