The 2023 Gaming Rap Up
[Chorus]
Another year is gone
Another's on the rise
So when you hear this song
Throw controllers in the sky
Twenty twenty three is over
It's time to say goodbye
Twenty twenty four is on us
Throw controllers in the sky, in the sky
[Verse]
That's right, it's that time again
I got a whole list of games, 'bout to line 'em in
And then I put 'em in a song, yeah, I'm rhyming 'em
So sit back and relax, yeah, we diving in
In twenty twenty four we gonna get fired up
Twenty twenty three is over, the time's up
Lеt's take a look at the games bеhind us
In no particular order, this is the line up
First up we got Link in the building
Back with the sequel, Tears of the Kingdom
Saving Hyrule, battling evil
And pretty much build anything you can think of
This is an engineering students dream
From flying machines to the oddly obscene
They be making the most craziest stuff I've ever seen
But the game is too good, so it won't die as a meme
Starfield was a big deal
Such a huge game, making big waves
Using powers to blast the ecliptic
Kinda like Fallout, but it's in space
Had a lot of fun
But some critics complained about loading screens
But they also tried to land a spacecraft on a gas giant
Some critics are kinda dumb
Build a mech and get really excited
You can Frankenstein your own bots and go battle 'em
Gameplay was sort of repetitive
But it don't matter, flying spider legs are spectacular
Muggles worldwide very surprised
That the wizarding world was met with dissension
A lot of people boycotted the game
Over JK Rowling's transphobic opinions
Baldur's Gate
What can I say? The game's awfully great
But y'all was so busy out there trying to sex up a demon
You could hardly concentrate
Game of the year, it was well-deserved
Mmm, look at Karlach and those deadly curves
If she too hot to handle, I'm really cursed
Oops, my bad, let's get back to these verses
Mortal Kombat One
Not the one from nineties, this time Liu Kang is a god
Baraka's a victim of sickness
Sub-Zero and Scorpion are the brothers? Man, everything's odd
Street Fighter Six, hit the Hadouken
Make your own character, it could get ugly
I find it funny
There's a certain site where the number one search is Chun-Li
Cyberpunk added new parts to the map
In a free DLC, they called it Phantom Liberty
As soon as I seen Idris Elba's attached
To the project, I fell in love instantly, pause
Could've been a game on its own
Because honestly this add-on's very extensive
Making it had to be very expensive
Did I mention Idris Elba is in it? Hah, yeah
Mario's back, and he's packing a punch
As a powerful pachyderm perfectly
Play with your pals on the couch as you plow through
The Flower Kingdom flinging fire so fervently, yeah
Jedi Survivor is back
Homie's got the lightsabers, it's time to attack
You can keep all the powers from game number one
If you haven't already, go play it, it's fun
Another year is gone
Sike, I know you ain't thought I was through
We ain't talk about Spider-Man Two
Visuals were very beautiful, opening battle was brutal, exciting and new
In my opinion this was game of the year
Venom slid on the scene, I was shaking in fear
Only thing I didn't like was that hideous
Toothpaste color on Morales' suit
John Wick, I mean Alan Wake
Creepy shadows keep you in a saddened state
Yeah, agent saga, popped the Glock on these monsters
Get clapped in the face like the gat's playing Patty Cake
The trailer for GTA Six, ten years after GTA Five
We've waited long enough, and it was worth it to see ladies twerk on the top of a ride
Double protagonists gunning for trouble, the vibe is something like Bonnie and Clyde
Now everyone's taking extra precautions, try to stay alive to twenty twenty five
Peter Griffin's in Fortnite
Eminem is in Fortnite
You can go racing in Fortnite
You can play with your Lego's in Fortnite
Chris Pratt is Mario, people complained
But the movie was met with acclaim
And Christopher Judge said that COD is lame
He claimed that his speech from last year was longer than the campaign
Suns up, suns down
Twenty twenty three is done now
Games are right around the corner
Can't wait to play 'em, we'll be having some fun now
Gaming this year was fire
If you didn't have fun, you're a liar
Tell me the games that I missed in the comments below
And then throw your controller higher, yeah
[Chorus]
Another year is gone
Another's on the rise
So when you hear this song
Throw controllers in the sky
Twenty twenty three is over
It's time to say goodbye
Twenty twenty four is on us
Throw controllers in the sky, in the sky
