The Story Of Sheriff Neon

[Intro:]
So here we are, in a small town in the middle of nowhere
The best place to hide your dirty linen, a shady business, or an enemy’s body
But what western would it be, if there was no conflict?
So let me tell you a story of sheriff Neon and his main frenemy
Or, should I say, the ending of the story

[Chorus:]
Why the fuck would you assume I liked you
If somebody told you so – they lied to you
Don’t you know that I talk shit behind you
Just like everybody herе, just like you do
Got my leather boots and my rеvolver
Chasing after you, just like a criminal
Bet you really want it to be over
Not until I smash your brain across the wall

[Post-Chorus:]
I won’t march to the beat of your drum
Baby wants to play a game, isn’t that so dumb?
Run away and never come back
This town can handle only one maniac
Run to the cliff with a whip in my hand
There’s nowhere to hide, Mary, it’s a dead end
I won’t spare a single bullet on you
Hide your body in boxcar, baby, choo-choo

[Verse 1:]
My wounds are bleeding again, my body’s giving up on me
But it won’t stop me from catching you, like another disease
Don’t make it harder for me, cause we both know eventually
I’m gonna find you and avenge you for talking shit about me
For stealing shit from my people, telling shit that’s so evil
Doing shit that’s illegal, and my vengeance is lethal
You’re a rat, I’m an eagle
I’m a boot, you’re a beetle
I will crush you when you sleep
Cause I’m too strong, you’re too feeble
I’m living on the edge of a heart attack
You’re under arrest, cardiac
I’m playing all the cards I have, blackjack
I’m your plague, dressed in black

[Chorus:]
Why the fuck would you assume I liked you
If somebody told you so – they lied to you
Don’t you know that I talk shit behind you
Just like everybody here, just like you do
Got my leather boots and my revolver
Chasing after you, just like a criminal
Bet you really want it to be over
Not until I smash your brain across the wall

[Post-Chorus:]
I won’t march to the beat of your drum
Baby wants to play a game, isn’t that so dumb?
Run away and never come back
This town can handle only one maniac
Run to the cliff with a whip in my hand
There’s nowhere to hide, Mary, it’s a dead end
I won’t spare a single bullet on you
Hide your body in boxcar, baby, choo-choo

[Verse 2:]
Remember when you couldn’t keep your mouth shut?
Well, looks like the shoe is on the other foot now
Ain’t it funny how the past hits you like a boomerang
I got you cornered, where’s your backup plan now, where’s your gang?
Now it’s my time, summertime, valentime
Imma ruling this town, while you’re pleading for a dime
Imma sheriff in this town and I don’t forgive a crime
All your hella loyal friends will forget you overtime