Marvellous Moses

Never thought he'd ever get his metal
Boat to fly in the air
Moses did it, with a string at each end

We nearly all died when he tugged and
He sighed saying "you are the fools"
Moses did it, with his hair tied to his shoes

Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time
Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time

Moses had a thought to put
Another hill on a mountain
Moses did it, with a spoon in each hand

To our surprise Moses closed up his
Eyes saying "show me no rules"
Moses did it, with his arms tied to his side

Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time
Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time

Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time
Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much t-t-t-t-time

Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time
Come around here they say you've
Got something to hide
I've never met a man like
Moses with so much time

Came the great day Moses tried to
Drink a lake for a penny
Moses did it, oh man, he looked heavy

He walked around all day, saying
"I've got so much pain, Give me a shove"
Moses did it, tourist attraction