I Kissed a Ghoul

Saturday night, hanging out at the local dive
What was meant to be one drink turned into two, three, four, five
Nothing much was going on, the place was pretty much dead
My buddy said, "This joint sucks, I'm gonna go home to bed"

That's when I saw her sitting in the bar
She was quite attractive yet extremely bizarre
I told my friend, "I'll stick around for at least another shot"
I couldn't get my eyes off her, my God, she was so frigging hot

I downed my Jägerbomb and by then I couldn't hardly stand
No wonder my bar tab is close to a grand
I was trying to come up with the perfect pickup line
And to impress her I ordered the most expensive red wine

"Hey, babe, what's up? Are you single or do you have a guy?"
"Well, at least tell me your name," still she didn't reply
I put my arm around her, she didn't resist or say no
That's when I knew the deal was sealed, oh boy, she was ready to go

I kissed a ghoul and I liked it
I kinda liked the bitter taste of her rotten upper lip
I kissed a ghoul, I won't deny it
I hope my girlfriend won't find out, I know she will trip

Sunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday went by
I couldn't get her out of my head, I don't know why
I looked for her everywhere, I even searched the mall
Trying to track down my dead booty call

That's when my girlfriend, she was on to me
She was out of control, more deadly than a killer bee
I tried to calm her down but she was mad as fuck
Said she hoped I dropped dead or got hit by a truck

I kiss a ghoul and I love it
No more girlfriend, she pushed me off a cliff
I make out with a ghoul, I won't deny it
Now I'm a happy corpse, dating a stiff