My Liver Needs a Lawyer

[Verse 1]
Yes it's me you probably seen
Hitchhiking in heels on New Year's Eve
It'll be weeks 'fore I live down
What I let get seen
This whole town is full of sin
It's been said before but I'll say it again
As I walk right in and up to the bar and I begin

[Chorus]
So I wouldn't lend me money if I were you
And I'd keep that ten-foot pole away from me too
I've been feelin' so damn flawed
I'm like a rooster who ain't got no claws
And my liver needs a lawyer
Hoo hoo hoo

[Verse 2]
Well I did once have a boy
He treated me good, I was his pride and joy
But like a beat up toy I handed him over to the arms of another
And there's plenty of 'em been around
They like to buy me drinks, they like to lead me around
But I know deep down I've not yet found my sweetheart lover

[Chorus]
So I wouldn't lend me money if I were you
And I'd keep that ten-foot pole away from me too
I've been feelin' so damn flawed
I'm like a rooster who ain't got no claws
And my liver needs a lawyer
Hoo hoo hoo

[Verse 3]
Well I know what I must do
I must buckle down, throw out my high shoes
Must try to lose this weighty crown of Satan's jewels
But I do not think I can
I think I need some help, I need a sweetheart man
So here I stand
My drinkin' hands tellin' these shoes

[Chorus]
So I wouldn't lend me money if I were you
And I'd keep that ten-foot pole away from me too
I've been feelin' so damn flawed
I'm like a rooster who ain't got no claws
And my liver needs a lawyer
Hoo hoo hoo
And my liver needs a lawyer
Hoo hoo hoo
And my liver needs a lawyer