Leave the Nether (Minecraft Parody)

[Verse 1]
I remember when I woke up in my bed
Thinking, "What just happened last night," was I dead?
Magma Cubes and lava everywhere
Zombie Pigmen in my face
Fire, glowstones and netherrack
And now I got a mob of Ghasts up on my back
It feels like I found a portal leading straight to hell
I'm going straight in, so wish me well

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
We're going down to where there's no sunlight, and
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This time, I hope we can, I hope we can

[Chorus]
We are never, ever, ever gonna leave the Nether
We are never, ever, ever gonna leave the Nether
Blazes chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna leave the Nether

[Verse 2]
Now I don't know what I'm gonna do
'Cause I can't find my portal, now I think I'm screwed
How am I getting all this glowstone back home?
Maybe I'll just build a house down here that's way cooler than mine

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
We're going down to where there's no sunlight, and
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This time, I hope we can, I hope we can

[Chorus]
We are never, ever, ever gonna leave the Nether
We are never, ever, ever gonna leave the Nether
Blazes chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna leave the Nether

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
I used to think that this would be a fun adventure
Now I have to say, "never say Nether again"
So the Zombie Pigman calls me up and he's like, "Squee, squee!"
And I'm like, "This is exhausting, you know?"
So, I slaughtered him with my diamond sword
And ate his rotten flesh, I ate him

[Chorus]
We are never, ever, ever gonna leave the Nether
We are never, ever, ever gonna leave the Nether
Blazes chasing your friends, chasing my friends, chasing me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna leave the Nether