The ABCs Of Kink

Armpits, anal, abduction seduction
Auto-fellatio how far can you bend
Age play and adult babies
Are both kinks I can fully recommend
Then there's bondage and branding and chastity
Or cock & ball torture
D-d-d-d-dominance, dildos, or my favorite - diapers
Exhibitionism, e-stim and edgeing
Feeding foot play and forniphilia
Honestly did you know people get off on being turned into furniture
Actually I did date a futon once
We all have something deep inside us
A primal urge to be out of sync
These are the A-B-Cs of kink
Well what about fisting
Oh Honey
Don't jump in the deep end just yet
For F words, let's start with the basics
And for Hunter
The fatter the better
You see he likes feeding other people's faces
But don't forget frottage or furries
Or gagging
Ah ha
Now that's a great word for the letter G
So let's skip right to humiliation
That's what excites our dearest Anthony
He gets off on verbal mocking and sissification
Yeah you like being a little sissy bitch don't ya
Hmmmm-hmmmm, yes daddy
You can call yourself a chubby chaser
Even if you're not a twink
These are the A-B-Cs of kink
Paddles and canes are for impact play
For the artiste try Japanese bondage
If you love a good enema Klismaphilia's your bag baby
Limits are what you won't do and should be respected by all parties
Yeah
Submissive doesn't always mean slave
I mean it can, but only with consent
M-m-m-masters mummify and masochists like needles
Brats crave over the knee
Orgasm control orgies, and pup play
Some folks love wearing PVC
How 'bout rough sex with scratching and biting
Rawr
Next is role play sounding and scat
Does Carla turn you on
Are you into spectrophilia
Maybe tentacle porn and trampling is where it's at
This list is merely a guideline
There's so much more than you think
These are the A-B-Cs of kink
Uniforms are hot
Be a cop or a priest
Feel your fantasy how you choose
So you like to watch that makes you a voyeur
Watersports fans flag yellow when they cruise
Wax play and wrestling
Yiffing and yaoi
Let your freak flag fly for all to see
There's a fetish for everything
So you like wearing lycra and getting fucked in a sling
Ooh ooh I know that one
Zentai
Yes
Some people may never understand it
Others give you a nod and a wink
If you've grown tired of the taste of vanilla
You're craving something adventurous to drink
Remember these words that I say to you because
These are the A-B-Cs of kink