The Logical Song

[Verse 1]
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees, well, they'd be singing so happily
Joyfully, oh, playfully watching me
But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible
Logical, oh, responsible, practical
Then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable
Clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical

[Chorus 1]
There are times when all the world's asleep
The quеstions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please, plеase tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am

[Verse 2]
Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical
A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal
Won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable
Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable
(Yup, yup, yup, hey)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus 2]
At night, when all the world's asleep
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am
Who I am, who I am
Who I am