I'm Ugly

Monster 1: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin,
But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.

Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the crocodile.
His bite is much worse than his bark.
In fact his behavior is juvenile,
Monster 1: infantile.
Monster 2: Why can't he just sing like a lark.

Crocodile: Roarrr...

Monster 2: Though he's not the prettiest to be found,
He's a useful and happy reptile.
Crocodile: I'll gobble up anyone left lying around,
And that gives me my permanent smile.

Monster 1: He's ugly, he's ugly as sin,
But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
All: There are millions of us who are ugly.

Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the warthog.
He must be the ugliest by far.
In every page in the ugly catalog,
Of all the ugly ones he's the star.

Monster 3: His tail sticking up like a flagpole,
His tusks and his warts and his bristles.
Warthog: Whenever I decide to take a stroll,
I'm never bothered by any wolf at all.

Monster 1: You're ugly, you're ugly as sin,
Warthog: snort snort
Monster 1: But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
Warthog: snort
All: If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.

Monster 2: Now if you're bad looking you're the lucky one.
There's no effort at all to being ugly.
But if you're beautiful by comparison,
It's really a catastrophe.

Monster 3: Ointment and make-up and all,
That you smear on your body daily,
Then you wipe it all off and you put on some more,
So be thankful that we are ugly.

All: We're ugly, we're ugly as sin,
But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.
There are millions of us who are ugly.
Grunt grunt.