Nice Arse

[Verse 1]
Alright darling, do you come here often?
Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you soften
Your resistance to what's going on in my knickers
My predatory lines will sound much sicker
Than they do on Tinder
(Left swipe, bright swipe, he's the village bright swipe!)

Well hello gorgeous, obviously
I'm gonna stare at your chest while you're talking to me
Not 'cause I don't care what you gotta say
But that shirt would be off if I had my way
Sorry, what did you say?

[Chorus]
Phwoar, check out the packet on that!
Show us your pecs, love!
My brains are in my cunt and they're always on the hunt to fulfil my entitlement
Nice arse!

[Verse 2]
Sorry mate, I didn't see you there
Must be that dowdy jumper that you wear
It works like an invisibility cloak
You need to put more effort in to be a sexy bloke
You're like a bad joke
(Hahahaha!)

Jesus babe, check out your shorts
And your top, 'cause I know your sort
It's a green light for me to have a grope
You're deliberately almost showing scrote
What do you mean, no?
(Get your knacker out!)

[Chorus]
Phwoar, check out the packet on that!
Show us your pecs, love!
*Wolf-whistle*
My brains are in my cunt and they're always on the hunt to fulfil my entitlement
Nice arse!

[Chorus]
Phwoar, check out the packet on that!
Show us your pecs, love!
*Wolf-whistle*
My brains are in my cunt and they're always on the hunt to fulfil my entitlement
Nice arse!
(Get yer shitter out!)

[Outro]
If this is how you act with other humans, it's a fact
You've got no class
(Get yer dick-nitty out!)
Next time you're acting like a rat, ask yourself if you'd like to see your mother treated like that
You arse!