Neighbors

tell me all about your neighbor
Tell me something I don't know
His chest is thicker
I don't have to measure
I know that it's bigger
I don't know about your neighbor
Please don't talk about your neighbor
I don't want to hear his name
He's built like a barrel
And his arms are large
And my arms are skinny
I really fear your neighbor
He probably owns a gun
But doesn't need it
He could squash me like a bug
And fix your car at the same time
I just lost you to your neighbor
But I don't think that he's your type
He's always there and he makes you cook
And you never cook
Retrieve a beer for your new neighbor
Where did I fall short
When did you get so annoyed