Hypothetical

Let's say
Hypothetically we bouta get robbed
She saying that I wouldn't do nothing at all
She telling me she wouldn't want me to get involved
But bruh I'd be like fuckin eagle Cuh-Caw
It started at work
I was in the kitchen cooking chicken getting straight up fuckin' murked
She was handing food out of the window and she ran into a jerk
I heard her telling people that customers a jerk
He fuckin wit her stressing her out
I wanna put him in the dirt
I'm taking to her getting real loud
I'm hoping that this nigga heard
Then she straight up called me out
Not gone lie my feelings hurt
She like Let's say
Hypothetically we bouta get robbed
She saying that I wouldn't do nothing at all
She telling me she wouldn't want me to get involved
I thought I'd be like fuckin eagle Cuh-Caw
But nah it's prolly cause I never get pissed off
Or maybe I'm just a bigger bitch than I thought
Nah this aint even made up for the song
Yeah these my fuckin feelings spilling out straight raw
She said I feel like you aint bouta take action
So imma step up and be the fuckin man
I'm like yeah I know it that you are a bad bitch
But come on lemme be the fuckin man
She like nah you are not a violent person
Not intimidating like a teddy bear
I'm like nah I can be a violent person
Lemme catch any nigga that wanna fuckin try it
Sit his ass down like he heavy need a diet
I'd be going crazy like I'm coked not diet
Ain't nobody look at me like who the fuck this guy is
Pop in the mouth he be looking where the sky is
Knock his ass out got me saying night night bitch
I don't give a fuck, I'm protecting my girls thighs bitch
So hypothetically girl come on let's motherfuckin' dive in I'm like
Let's say
Hypothetically we bouta get robbed
I'm like a bear motherfucker get mauled
I don't give a fuck if the nigga stand tall
Flying like an eagle Imma pounce cuh-caw
I might be a bitch but I'm not afraid to brawl
And if there's more than one Imma fuckin take em all
And I don't give a fuck that I'm built kinda small
Like you should see size of my motherfucking balls nigga
Imma bite hard like dog nigga
I don't needa gun need to pull a trigger
Fuck you up in style I'm splash some glitter
Discombobulate ya like twista nigga
Roasting yo ass like a blister nigga
Life disappear like a trickster nigga
Make you go quiet like whisper nigga
Whisper nigga