I Need A Man

Look at my smile, isn't it great?
Wouldn't you think that I'd have a date?
Looking at me, yeah you'd think- sure, she's got everything!
I've got toothpaste and mouthwash a plenty.
I've got hairspray and make up galore.
You wanna go dutch? I've got a 20.
But who cares? No big deal, I want more.
I wanna be where the Elders are.
I want one for my eternal companion.
One who's not afraid of, what's that word again?
Oh, commitment.
In seminary class you don't get too far.
Dates are required for real romancing.
Hoping for an engagement, what's the word? Ring.
A guy who is fun, a guy who is cure, a guy who would look real good in a suit.
I'm really great! Why don't I date? I need a man.
What would I give, If I could live in Salt Lake City?
What would I pay, to spend a day on temple grounds?
Bet you they'd call, if they weren't all just so, intimidated.
Bright young maiden, sick of waitin', ready for more.
And ready to know what the couples know.
Ask them my questions and get some answers.
What's a gentlemen, and why is he, what's the word, extinct.
Why can't they think and seeme now?
I am a woman worth more than eight cows!
I'm really great! Why don't I date? I need a man.