Everybody’s Fucked Her

Tonight's your lucky night, gotta get it right
Rollin' up a bone and think you heard she's really tight
Lookin' through the trash pile will find your favorite shirt
Somethin' really smooth and cool that doesn't smell like dirt
Convince yourself you're lookin' fine hopin' you can score this time
Savin' up your money for this real expensive wine
She promised you could take her home you know you're gettin' laid
Friday night is out of sight feel like you're gettin' paid

She's tried and true, except for you
You get to cruise the overused
She's been around, all over town
But everybody's fucked her

Thinkin' about the booty you ain't had in fifteen years
Better late than never so alleviate your fears
You're gonna see the light, you've got nothin' to lose
Always been a beggar so you got no right to choose
Gettin' kinda nervous cause you know you're not well hung
You'll show her who's the boss, man at least you have a tongue
Splashin' High Karate, baby powder in your pants
Makin' due with what you've got, this is your circumstance

You'll join the ranks, you smokin' skank
Your stinky fingers are gonna linger
Against the wall, she'll suck your balls
But everybody's fucked her

Jimmy was her first but wouldn't be the last
Says she came in colors blowin' cocaine up her ass
Johnny took her to his house to have a couple drinks
Had her doggy-style on his mother's kitchen sink
Bobby said she sucked him off behind the Dairy Queen
Told me one was not enough she likes a double-team
You're just another sucker and you're ready for some fun
You haven't got the tools but you think you're still the one

She's tried and true, except for you
You get to cruise the overused
She's been around, all over town
But everybody's fucked her