Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now

Everything sounds like Coldplay now
Everything sounds like Coldplay now
No other sounds can be allowed
Everything sounds like Coldplay now

Everyone tries to sing like Chris
Plays the piano just like this
Very restrained, not too much row
Everything sounds like Coldplay now

And if you do a high bit in the middle eight
Then you have almost solved the riddle of just how
To sound like Coldplay now

This could be Embrace, Keane or Snow Patrol
Thirteen Senses sound like this as well I'm told
It could be anyone, it's so hard to say
Maybe this is actually Coldplay

'Cause everything sounds like Coldplay now