Van (Live)

Ugh
Here in my van
I can beat my small cock
Fart on your face
Sleep on a loaf
Here in my van
I can piss in a cup
I can scrounge for some change
I can do what I want
I can lose
Here in my van
I can eat my small squid
Dance the can-can
With my feet in the air
Here in my van
Play the Last tape
Play my small uke
I can write stupid songs
What, like this one?
Yeah as a matter of fact, like this one
I haven't slept in days, but that's OK
Gonna let 'er eat
Cat pizza road apples coffee chum and Vivarin
Have a little snack
Put in a quarter and play road rally
I'm driving down the dark corridor
Fall asleep and wake up in another place
Here in my van
I can beat my small cock
Fart on your face
Sleep on a loaf
Here in my van
I can be what I want
Scrounge for some change
Piss in a cup
I can lose
Y'wanna know something?
I just traveled
700 miles to get here
700 miles before that
cnd 700 miles before that
Out of my way
I'm leaving spray across the USc
It stinks, it stinks, it stinks, it stinks
It's dirty, it's smelly, I hate it, I hate it
It's my home
Here in my van
I can hate everyone
Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night
Here in my van I'll lose my small mind
Small my mind lose
Lose my small lose my small lose my small lose
Mind small lose my mind small lose
Mind
I can lose