Lavender Lotion

[Intro]
Yeah, ha ha ha
That was gay

[Chorus: MC God]
Bitch I beat my meat (Ayy)
In the street
Then I nut inside her cheeks (Ayy)
See the feet
Then I beat my fucking meat (Ayy)
In the sheets
Beat the fuck out of my wood
You might as well just call me Steve (Ayy)
Bitch I beat my meat

[Verse 1: MC Prophet]
Okay bitch
I just got a boner from looking at my hand
And my bro was so good at giving head
I can barely stand
I wanna fuck so many midgets
Call them bitches, 7 dwarfs
I just jacked it in the bathroom
Mom walked in, please close the door

[Verse 2: MC Prophet]
Ayy, ayy, ayy
I squirt out the lotion and go up and down
And my dog I look cute so I think I might pound
And I fuck on your mom and she moan hella loud
And my dick is so tiny, will never get found
I want a vagina, I think I'll get neutered
My God I'm so horny, jerk off in a Uber
I steal a JAV-ee, You can call me a looter
I fuck on your bitch and I leave on my scooter

[Verse 3: MC Wasian]
I fuck on your bitch and I leave on my scouter
Put on my mom’s makeup so I can look cuter
I jerk off to girls when I’m inside a hooters
They ask me if I’m gay, I tell them that I’m super
Jerk off to my step-sis cause were not related
My daughters virginity, yes I will take it
I wanna kiss my dad but I can not hit it
If i see a dead guy, you know I'ma rape it

[Chorus x2: MC God]
Bitch I beat my meat (Ayy)
In the street
Then I nut inside her cheeks (Ayy)
See the feet
Then I beat my fucking meat (Ayy)
In the sheets
Beat the fuck out of my wood
You might as well just call me Steve (Ayy)
Bitch I beat my meat (Ayy)
In the street
Then I nut inside her cheeks (Ayy)
See the feet
Then I beat my fucking meat (Ayy)
In the sheets
Beat the fuck out of my wood
You might as well just call me Steve (Ayy)
Bitch I beat my meat