Operation: Joyful Smiles
[Verse 1, MC Lars, DJ]
One, two, on the mic
MC Lars is back
With the reckless tracks
Still dressed in black
And I got more hooks than a bait shop, homie
Justin Bieber called me, gave him one, now he owes me
Up in the club
I've been moving tubs of merch
Appropriating rap like my name was Fred Durst
More science, less fear in the media, please!
Keeping fires stoked at 451 degrees
Bill Cosby did it, Trump is terrifying
Climate change is real and the planet might be dying!
Pro football players, stop beating your wives
Domestic abuse is not very nice
Hey Lars, tell me something
I don't get this, kid!
What's with all the random, sad
Depressing references?
You raise a good point
Like a trip to Point Reyes
So I'm changing up the game
Like the Oakland A's
[Chorus]
O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles!
Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles!
Operation Joyful Smiles
Operation Joyful Smiles
O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles!
Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles!
Operation Joyful Smiles
Operation Joyful Smiles
[Verse 2]
Yo, it's the Green Machine
Going to rock the town
Without being seen
Have you ever seen a turtle get down? (No, I have not)
Retro, obscuro, Tom Green's pigeon
Ghettofunk, Hardstyle, I'm seein' visions
Game Gear, NES, SEGA, Atari
Deep sea research—Shout out to MBARI!
Anti-swag superstar
The Whitman of rap
Crowd source-erer
'Cause I got it like that
Lana Del Ray
You scare me a little
I saw you sing that song
Last week on Jimmy Kimmel
Kanye West is mad at Wiz
Now Kanye West isn't mad at Wiz
So I'm kind of confuses, is he mad at Wiz?
KANYE: (You ain't got the answers, Sway!)
[Chorus]
O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles!
Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles!
Operation Joyful Smiles
Operation Joyful Smiles
O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles!
Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles!
Operation Joyful Smiles
Operation Joyful Smiles
[Verse 3]
Atilla is sexist, and not very good
Rick Ross is dope, but not very hood
The Great Gatsby had some prescient themes
About Instagram culture in 2016
Here are things I like: Friendship, smiles
Recording "Judas Priest" with the dude from Bile
They call me Johnny Owen, 'cause I'm cool as ice
They call me Johnny Owen, wait, I said that twice
Like Donner Mountain Pass
You know it's going down
I'm always bringing sunshine
Whenever I'm in town
With a sack of joyful smiles
From the Monterey Bay
And for the next four bars
Imma sample John Cage:
[Silence]
LARS: (Wait, wait, do we need to pay him royalties for this?)
KANYE: (I'm standing up and I'm telling you, I am Warhol.)
[Chorus]
O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles!
Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles!
Operation Joyful Smiles
Operation Joyful Smiles
O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles!
Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles!
Operation Joyful Smiles
Operation Joyful Smiles
[Outro]
This is the good morals song
We wrote 'cause we know
That good morals be the bomb!
That's why you should never hide
The dentures from your
Grandma or your grandpa in the rest home!
Breathe in and it goes!