(Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not Using)...

12 inches per foot
Two pints per quart
Why don't we make it easy?
The English system of measurement must be laid to history
We can use units of 10 and convert with ease like all the other countries
I am in command
Yes, I am taking a stand from this disease we must be free

Good God!

You're drunk with your tradition that has no validity
Well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics
come drink a decaliter with me
We want metrics, we want it now,
We know we can win
I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms
see metrics can even make you thin

Bam
True players
Atom Goren

Here we go
Verse two okay

All cool things are in metrics
For example here's just one,
I've got my 9 well that's 9 millimeters,
Sounds cooler than my point two seventy inches gun
The president will not exist and
they will call me communist and call me scum
But its worth it, Canadians will think we are smart
or at least they will think we are not as dumb

You're drunk with your tradition that has no validity
Well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics come drink a decaliter with me
We want metrics we want it now,
We know we can win
I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms
see metrics can even make you thin

The revolution is here
We must overcome at last
As we symbolically stick their 12 inch foot up their antiquated ass
Guitar!

I wanna say peace,
but here comes the chorus one more time from the West to the East!
You're drunk with your tradition that has no validity
Well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics
come drink a decaliter with me
We want metrics we want it now we know we can win
I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms
see metrics can even make me thin