Cut You Up with a Linoleum Knife

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your fucking money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
And I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
From your head
With a linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is now our money
And we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
Or I will bite your torso
And give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And dissolve your testicles
And turn your guts into snakes.

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
And tear your wife in half.