Fairest of Them All

[Verse]
You woke me up from a happy ever after
"Wakey wakey to a true love's kiss."
My dreams full of red apples, love, and laughter
Why do prizes always end up this?

[Verse]
The rose is red, but the thorns they would protect me
Their praises always go unsung
Sleeping safe though outside the briars are bleeding
All alone, but I'm forever young

[Chorus]
Apples, jealousy, and sleep
Roses, mirrors, and secrets deep
When I dream, I dream and weep
I dream I'm the fairest of them all

[Verse]
How 'bout them? Yes, honey
How about them apples?
Lose the race and a lioness be
Golden skin, see the beauty of reflection
Taste it sweetie, immortality

[Chorus]
Apples, jealousy, and sleep
Roses, mirrors, and secrets deep
When I dream, I dream and weep
I dream I'm the fairest of them all

[Bridge]
Happy ever after? Happy ever after? Then why am I so sad?
Happy ever after? Happy ever after? Dammit! Why am I so mad?

[Instrumental]

[Verse]
And ev'ry girl is a gleaming golden goddess
Every goddess is a lovely mess
Discord's prize, poor old Paris picked the hottest
Stole his Helen, Aphrodite bless

[Chorus]
Apples, jealousy, and sleep
Roses, mirrors, and secrets deep
When I dream, I dream and weep
I dream I'm the fairest of them all

[Chorus]
Apples, jealousy, and sleep
Roses, mirrors, and secrets deep
When I dream, I dream and weep
I dream I'm the fairest of them all

[Outro]
I dream I'm the fairest of them all
I dream I'm the fairest of them all...