If I Had a Boat

[Chorus]
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said, me upon my pony on my boat

[Verse 1]
Now if I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
And it'd just be me and Trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

[Chorus]
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said, me upon my pony on my boat

[Verse 2]
Now the mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said, "Kemosabe
Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

[Chorus]
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said, me upon my pony on my boat

[Verse 3]
And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
Well, I'd come and go whenever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

[Chorus]
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said, me upon my pony on my boat