Country Jam
Roll up, everybody, good news in your town
We've got something magic no one can put down
Some get high on whisky, some get high on tea
But everybody's rolling country jam
We all have homemade country jam (That's right)
Yes everybody loves that country jam
Now mother told the doctor ("Oh doctor, I feel ill")
(Well if you just take some of this here medicine and then you take a pill)
But I bet Tim told her "Take two times a day"
A giant old watch, we're selling country jam
An aphrodisiac county, better be careful, it's like wine
Eating all the money and you stay drunk all the time
Now these days are over and everybody's free (We're free)
Turning on to homemade country jam (I feel better already)
Turning on to homemade country jam (I say get rolls, baby)
Turning on to homemade country jam
They were turning on to homemade country jam (Country jam)