Seedanai Muzhungiya Aaru

Guru... There's a boat going on...
Let's get on it and reach the other bank, Guru..
The boat has neither a boat-man nor an oar..
How to go... just stay..
How deep would the river be, Guru ?
Where ever you get down, the water goes over the head...
Oh my! I don't know swimming...
Do not be afraid... I'll carry you..
Shall we go, Guru ?
Oh wait.. This is a dangerous river that'd swallowed sacs of salts...
How Guru...
My friend Kuppunathan is a big salt dealer...
One day, with 4 sacs of salt..
he'd come to cross the river..
Because he was a buffalo in the previous birth...
he would bathe for 5 hours where ever he saw water..
On that day, with the salt sacs...
he made the horse stand in the water and went for a bath..
when he came back to the bank...
The sacs were there just how they'd been..
But the salt inside the sacs was missing..
This wicked river had swallowed all the salt..
This is a very dangerous river...
Oh my! I'm scared, Guru...
Don't be afraid... what am I here for...
What... we shouldn't cross the river when it is awake and angry...
We'll cross it easily when it's asleep...
Oh... how to know it?
When it sleeps for the night...
a pyre has to be lowered into the water..
Oho!
If it makes a noise like "ussss"
It means, the river is awake..
If it doesn't make any noise, it means the river is asleep...
Once dark, I'll go and do the test, Guru..
Well...
Don't be top close to the river. . Stand a bit away and do the test..
OK Guru..
Guru..
Guru.. Guru..
As you said, the river made the "ussss" noise..
The river is awake..
Hey stupid.. the rooster has crowed for the evening ..
Don't know where the river is running and coming from.. Might be tired and have slept..
Go and do the test, now..
OK Guru..
Guru.. The river is asleep.. Come on, let's go.. Hurry up..
The devious river is asleep.. The devious river is asleep..
The devious river is asleep.. The devious river is asleep..
We're going to go to the other side.. We're going to go to the other side..
We're going to go to the other side.. We're going to go to the other side..
You, river, that swallowed the salt, be asleep.. You, river, that swallowed the salt, be asleep..
Hey you, river, that swallowed the salt, be asleep.. Hey you, river, that swallowed the salt, be asleep..
Guru.. somehow, with your help we crossed the river..
A Guru should always help his disciples..
But.. we should not be so happy..
because.. the river's been here for so long..
Could've done some tricks on us..
So, let's count how many of us are here..
Queue up..
One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Oh dear! One guru and Five disciples..
According to the math that my Guru taught me, should be six..
One is missing..
Guru, wait.. I'll count.. You go join the queue..
Mmm.. One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Oh dear! Yes, Guru..
Someone is missing.. The river swallowed someone..
Hey river, If you're angry or anything you should harm me, right..?
Instead, you took an innocent disciple..
What justice is this ? Don't you like a wise man like me ?
Don't you.. Don'y you.. Don't you..
Oh my.. The river's waken up..
That's why it's repeating whatever I'm saying..
Come.. Let's go..
Gu.. Guru.. The one disciple..
It's dangerous to be here in the dark..
Let's go in to town and come back in the morning, and look for him..
You devious river.. You devious river.. Have you taken revenge ?
You devious river.. You devious river.. Have you taken revenge ?
You tricked and separated one of our friend from the rest of us..
You tricked and separated one of our friend from the rest of us..
Stop it.. what song is this ?
What is your sadness ??
Sir.. Six of us crossed that river..
Once when we reached this side, we counted ourselves but only five of us are here..
The river swallowed one of us..
Mmm.. Six people are there.. count again..
One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Looks like they're so stupid..
Hey.. Hey.. Stop it.. Stop..
Stop.. Hey.. I know river mantra..
I'll use it and bring the dead alive..
What will you give me..?
Sir.. you are god..
Do that and we'll give you 10 pounds..
Just wait..
Guru.. He's coming with a Magic wand..
Queue up..
Now, with this Magic wand..
I'll hit every one of you once..
As soon as you got hit, you start counting yourself..
Come on.. Stand in a line..
Hey Fat guy, come froward..
Ahhmm.. One.. Oh god! One..
Mmm.. Oh dear! Two..
Mmm.. Oh! Three..
Oh Lord! Four..
Mmm.. Boy! Five..
Mmm.. God! Six..
Mmm.. How many of you are here now ?
Wow.. Wow.. six of us are here..
Great man, who brought the dead alive..
Here.. 10 pounds... May you live long..
Okay.. okay.. Leave this town sooner..
The river will get furious.. Go in this direction..
That's right.. Come, Let's go..
Paramartha Guru... Live long.. Live long..
Paramartha Guru... Live long.. Live long..
I fought with my wife..
and came out in the night..
Here, Ten lucky pounds..
Is this what people mean when they say "Good things will happen, no matter where you are"