Johnny Cash

[Verse 1]
Oh if Johnny Cash is up in heaven
Then he's bored to death and probably wondering
Where the hell the jukebox is
And he misses his guitar

All of the dive bar bombshells up and shatter
When the shrapnel disco song is over
She looks alright and the music's tight
And she drops like a bag of sand

[Chorus]
All of the stoics said
When Socrates was dead
He's a hero for every philosopher
Wants to pass with grace
That's a big mistake
The hemlock tasted like a whiskey drink, oh

[Verse 2]
All of the angels clip their wings with scissors
Oh and Johnny Cash picks up their feathers
It pays alright but it's not quite like when
The marquee spelled his name
No, when the marquee spelled his name

All of the dive bar graveyards raise their glasses
To the passing times and timeless passes
At quiet flirts, oh and did it hurt
When you fell from the heaven, girl?

[Chorus]
All of the stoics said
When Socrates was dead
He's a hero for every philosopher
Wants to pass with grace
That's a big mistake
The hemlock tasted like a whiskey drink, oh