Take Me Home (Piss Off)

I know it's gone half one, by now we've missed the tubes home, night bus won't take me there
Can't fly the pilot's pissed, can't walk the ground flies up and hits me
Best scrape me into a cab and take me home
I need my charpoi
Some big cheese all gone sour, enough love to knock a rhino sideways
Got shoved under a bus, some big Hollywood ending
Bruce Willis shoots them all and gets the girl
No guns, no girl, somehow i've wound up in Neasden
So take me home, take me home
I've had more than i can take for one night
One i closed i can nearly focus
Take me home, take me home
I've had all that i can take today
It's all ringing in my ears, take me home
Don't ask i'll tell you, don't ask I'll say the same things over until i'm pissing you off
Scrape me off the walls, chuck me in a bag, drag me past the bouncers, shove me into a cab and take me home