Insane Rap Challenges Vol. 1

Rappin' at the sound of a machine gun
I be being hella fast, I'm always kickin'
All the anybody wanna try to be a
Gladiator up against me
I'mma chop 'em up in little pieces
I get smoke-

I'm bout to spit a rap
Chewing two packs of gum
Lil Xan wanna diss 2Pac? He's dumb
You'll never be a legend
Your lyrics are doodoo
Even chewing gum I rap cleaner than you do
Oh shit, time to rap a bit
My name is Mac Lethal
Got a mouth full of spit
It doesn't really matter motherfucker
You are dumb
Rapping chewing two packs of gum

AAAH! I gotta rap like I'm
Being attacked by a lion!
AAAAAH! Why am I standing here rhyming?!
NOOOO! He's eating my shoulder-
Ohhh! He just killed me! I'm dead
Challenge over

Hi, can I talk to a manager? I'm Julie
And that little barista bitch over
There was treating me rudely
I ordered a low-fat
Caramel macchiato with NO whip
And instead, she gave me a cup of piss!

Hey, what's going on, howdy doo, buckaroo
My name is Rex Watson
I'm here to save you a buck or two
If you buy two-thousand tins