Do That There (Acoustic)
Root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
Root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
Do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
Do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
Ladies and fellas, I was hella bored
So I pedaled hella hard
To a seminar in Zanzibar
Ben & Jerry, Tenor Saw, and Pat Benatar
Ridin' on my handlebars
That I had gaffled from a scrap metal yard
When it fell apart, I got a rental car
With Meadowlark Lemon's credit card
Double-parked on the boulevard in front of Cinnabon
Won a tug-of-war with a minotaur
Then I toured the far north on a Portuguese man-o-war
Santa Claus handed me a catalog
The envеlope attached on it said that you can have it all
So I got an antеlope from Manitoba
Salad bowl, a catapult, a can of soda, paddleboat, a camera phone
And also a Barry Manilow autographed cantaloupe
And every episode of "Solid Gold"
The antidote to Babylon an Amazon in an acid-washed camisole
And her friend to tag along, who looked dead on Apollonia
Root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
Root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
Do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
Do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I met a hermit named Kermit McDermott with a learner's permit
Curb servin’ in a purple Suburban, slurping an orange sherbert
Eatin' a turnip with the words "Dirty Dirty" written in cursive
On his Burberry turban, it was curtains
At the circus in Berkeley
Saw a turtle with a girdle, a squirrel with a curl
And the world's biggest girl earl
Urkel swirled in a circle on a dirty-ass burgundy Murray bike
I had some curry rice, a turkey burger and some curly fries
Tried to return some Mervyn’s merchandise at Circuit City
Customer service was certifiably shitty
Courtesy clerk was nervous, kinda twitchy
Had a triangle perm, reminded me of Lionel Richie
Someone blurted out murder
When I turned around, observed
Truck Turner had the burner out and pointed at a surfer
Mr. Furley burst out the beauty parlor in curlers
And a security jersey, thermos full of Wild Turkey
Root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
Root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
I put my root down
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
When I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that damn thing
I do that there
