Smoke

[Intro]
For generations, the tobacco industry has tried to convince millions of people that smoking is cool, sexy, and completely harmless
And they've done a good job
For every day we smoke billions of cigarettes
You're in, you're out
In fact, it's one of the most successful advertising campaigns in history and one in which seduction, suppression, and the distortion of facts have been crucial elements

[Instrumental Playing]

[Outro]
Hey boss, listen to this new Newport commercial I just wrote
I expect you to writе jokes, not commercials
Oh, but listen to this
"Nеwport refreshes while you smoke because only Newport combines menthol, fine tobaccos, and a hint of mint" Oh, that's beautiful!
I've always said that about Newport, I also say Newport is more refreshing, to begin with, more refreshing all the way!
Hey, I'll write that next week!
*laughs*