Thicknutty

“Hey everyone welcome to the program I have a special guest for you all tonight… eazythicknut!”

“So mr thicknut-”

“Please just call me nut”

“Okay Mr nut what is it like being a rapper?”

“Well I'm... its like… here let me show you.”

Yeah you know who it is
Eazythicknut in the biz
Man I’m rapping hot as ever
Spit a verse then get the cheddar
Bitch I'm back with a new beat
Back with a bigger meat
Gonna bump this on the street
Bitch i never cheat
Yeah bitch compared to me your incurious
Yeah bitch i’m meritorious
Fuck it bitch you know i’m glorious
I’m a true rapper now that i’m notorious
Don’t believe me
Fine bitch disagree
Take your fucking leave
Cause i sting like a bee
But roast like an oven
Yeah bitch this shit is fucking nothing
Man i’m like a butterfly cause i’m floating to the top
Edit my own shit with a school laptop
Produce my own shit and hit the jackpot
Bitch i cannot be fucking stopped
Better than the s taken out of ascot
Aye
If you don’t understand my jokes, don’t worry
For 90% of you this is probably blurry
Cause i’m spitting shit like a flurry
When i take you out with a fucking surrey
Yeah quoting musicals now
When i take my dick out bitches say wow
Fucking making references i need to cut down
Don’t be an acot with that Charlie frown
Or else i’m just give you the knockout

“Hop in, walk out
Pipe up, clock out
New wrist, watchout”

Little bitch i’ma knock you out
Got that fucking clout
Got no fucking gucci though
Fuck a thot fuck a hoe
The emperor got some new clothes
Aye
Nutty back in business
I fuck yo bitch with that quickness
Is she doing fitness
Cause man she got the thickness

“So uh… yeah that was my rap i hope you liked it um check me out on ..fuck plugging myself.”