Tiny Dog
Took a little vacation
Used the money
From my change jar
Two dollar, fifteen cents
Pennies no less
Didn’t get too far
When I got there
Turned around
Didn’t hear the sound
Of a police car
Brother read me my rights
Don’t forget to fight
Can’t forget to fight
Whoa, one of these days
One of these days
I will be loving you
I will be holding you
In my arms
One of these days
I will be loving you
I will be holding you
In my arms
Went jogging in the park
Took a tiny dog to protect me
Two jacks with baseball bats
Gave my knees a whack
Took away Fifi
As I lied there in the pain
I thought what a shame
They won’t know her name
Will she come when they call
Or fetch a ball
I disdain
Whoa, one of these days
One of these days
I will be loving you
I will be holding you
In my arms
One of these days
I will be loving you
I will be holding you
In my arms
Someday I’m gonna live in style
Have a big old house
With a big, black dog
Gonna marry a big, fat girl
She gonna rock my world
And I won’t feel so small
Keep my love in a cool dry place
Where it won’t be misplaced
Maybe outer space
Gonna carry my heart around
Gonna pack it down
In a guitar case
Whoa, one of these days
One of these days
I will be loving you
I will be holding you
In my arms
One of these days
I will be loving you
I will be holding you
In my arms