Nice Jewish Girls

Listen here buddy I'm no fool
A product of episcipalian school
At 17 my heart was torn
By a debutaunting lass
A debutaunting lass

My stock is pure my blood is blue
I'm a country gentile through and through
At the age of 12 I was reborn
At the confirmation class
The confirmation class

Pearlstein Bernstein
Levit and Fink
Ain't Nordic names I know
But the problem is
Those girls gee wizz
Make my juices flow