I Want to Be a Monster

I just wanna be a monster
I don’t wanna be a failure
I don’t wanna be a sailor
I just wanna kill and maim, sir

I don’t wanna be a brother
I don’t wanna be a sister
I just wanna be a blister
An evil, devastating twister

I don’t wanna be a father
I don’t wanna be a mother
I just wanna be a monster
I just wanna be a monster