Damn You Corona

When I first heard about Corona,
I was sad and a little confused.
‘Cause Trump he said it was all a hoax,
But Fauci said we’re doomed.
But I’ll take this time to get in shape,
Maybe fix things around my home.
But only 5 days in, I’ve got no pants on
‘Cause ‘fuck it’ I’m all alone.

Damn You Corona
I’ve never been such a drunk.
I’ve never had a dozen bottles of beer
On a Tuesday, instead of lunch

Damn You Corona
I’ve never wasted so much time
Instead of fixing that old leaky faucet
I’m watching ‘Office’ for the hundredth time
Damn You Corona

So I went to the store
Like the rest of the world
To get some shit that I need.
But all they had was zucchini and gizzards,
Tofu, a couple lettuce leaves.
Now I’m home and I’m hungry
Can’t wipe my ass
But there’s some things that I can do,
Like watch a ton of porn, drink a gallon of beer,
Tik Tok and the Tiger king too!

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Now my only hope is this songs a hit
‘Cause God knows I lost my job.
So like and share, everyone out there
So I can pay my rent and feed my dog!

Damn You Corona,
I haven’t got laid in weeks.
Damn You Corona,
I’m pretty sure that volleyball speaks.

Fuck You Corona