White People (Scene)

William kai: Yeah, then the bitch said “use a condom”, and I said “baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”

Quentin thomas: You didn’t say that

William kai: Man, yes I did

Quentin thomas: No, you didn’t

William kai: I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?alright, maybe I just thought it, but damn, she was just so butt naked I’d wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?

Thalia: Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship
Quentin thomas: What?

William kai: Impossible

Quentin thomas: How far?

Thalia: 32 kilometers

Quentin thomas: Shit. Hq this is pilot quentin thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry william kai of the aquarius 3, come in, over

Headquarters: Hq here. What is it, thomas?

Quentin thomas: My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out

Headquarters: Did you just say another ship?

William kai: Yeah, that's what he said, another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man

Thalia: I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard

Headquarters: Engage the ship

William kai: What?

Quentin thomas: Copy

Thalia: I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal
William kai: Man, why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man

Quentin thomas: Shut up kai - thalia, play that message

Thalia: You got it

Christopher smith: This is captain christopher smith of the aquarius 1. The year is 2093. Time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking

William kai: Aw, hell nah, we gotta get the fuck outta here man

Quentin thomas: Hq, engagement is a no go, permission of the aquarius 3 to push through to paradise?

Headquarters: Permission granted

William kai: Man thank God