No Rehab!
I love you like an alcoholic
And I like the way that you think
But you don’t like my unhealthy habits
And the way that I’m always bent over the sink
Because substance abuse is a little bit risky
From LSD, to meth, to skunk weed, and whiskey
But I’d give it all up to catch your attention
Cause I wanna see you at my intervention
You like no drugs, no gods, and no masters
But the reason I do them is so I can die faster
You care about my abuse and my strange addiction
You want me to outlive my previous prediction
Because substance abuse is a little bit risky
From LSD, to meth, to skunk weed, and whiskey
But I’d give it all up to catch your attention
Cause I wanna see you at my intervention