MineCraft Freestyle

[Verse 1]
I just done woke up and I'm bored as shit
That's some nordic shit
Turn on my PlayStation, grab the paddle
Graphics 16-bit
Grab me some Doritos and some water
That's my etiquette
Load in then float and build me a house
With no building permit
That's only in creative
I'm in survival for this book
So right now I go get me wood
It's still mornin', call that morning wood
I build me a crafting table, get some stuff
Because I know I would
And then come back with like 4 stacks of shit
I do what I would

[Verse 2]
Zombies ain't got nothin' on me
I got tools that's like an army
Creepers just creep up and pull a- bombing
And I'm like nah, so I hit 'em
Once they back up, keep repeating
But more spawning
It's dawn and so now I'm yawning
I'm gone and go farming
There is a lot I'm wanting
So I won't make it so calming
Then I do become the shit
They wantin' shit that's my belongings
When they dead with a hit to the head
They disintegrate, ain't no embalming
Fuck! Zoo-we-mama
Got that comma, J.K. Rowling

[Verse 3]
Now that I'm back in my bag
I done got me some diamonds
Stole some village bells, every day they chimin'
Done went through portals, hell
Wanted my soul to sell
But I fought off all hell
All the white adolf crying demon spells, but ain't repelled
Spittin' fire at me, bro that's my job
Tickin' time bomb
I fuck shit up like a porn set with your fine mom
Like TNT, she givin' me blowjobs, emerald barter
Carry on the Saint Laurent, highly bought diamond armor
I've been thinkin', I just might switch to Simon Carter
But then I paint this shit
I'm the musical Simon Palmer

[Verse 4]
Shit is like Picasso
Some say bravo
Some say ion' know
Hit my peak, like Chimborazo
Hit my peak, but no soprano
I can shine light like Apollo
MC weather like chicago
In the nether is where I'll go
Then The End, my friends, they all know

[Verse 5]
Never stoppin', gettin' stoned
I just reached a bit of bedrock
Look up at the clock while your moms
Makin' the bed rock
I just got some banners
I'm now deckin' my house loft
Took over a tower
Now I'm in the jungle, Lara Croft

[Outro]
Sayin, I'm the bomb cus' the boom made the mines crack
Mom! Get out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft!
I had to hit that one, yknow