F.D.R. (Needs a Haircut)

[Verse 1]
Franklin Delano Roosevelt needs a haircut
There is nothing to fear but hair itself
Franklin Delano Roosevelt needs a haircut
Needs a haircut

[Chorus]
It's not the real thing!
Come closer and see!
It's not the real thing
It's not like you and me
Oh, woah-oh-oh

[Verse 2]
P.T. Barnum is somersaulting in his grave
"Every second a sucker is reborn"
P.T. Barnum is somersaulting in his grave
In his grave

[Chorus]
It's not the real thing!
Come closer and see!
It's not the real thing
It's not like you and me
Oh, woah-oh-oh

[Bridge]
We can hear the bells and the whistles
And the farfisa playing in our hеads
We can hear the raspbеrry missiles
And then we all get back out of bed

[Verse 3]
Mr. Wizard is helping the world to live better
Baking soda and vinegar do not mix (Watch out!)
Mr. Wizard is helping the world to live better
Live together

[Chorus]
It's not the real thing!
Come closer and see!
It's not the real thing
It's not like you and me
Oh, woah-oh-oh

[Outro]
Franklin Delano Roosevelt needs a...