Stoney Baloney

I can’t keep track of my friends dead pets
I can command a room, but I can’t command you

I scraped my knee on my best friend’s birthday
I fell asleep and I missed her party

I’m Karen Carpenter and you're in on the bit
You’re stoney baloney and I’m your favorite straight A kid

I wish I was your boyfriend
I wish I was your man
So I could be your first choice
And not just your back up plan

You remind me of my high school boyfriend
And I
I called you up just to see your face
I missed you more than I could say

I’m Karen Carpenter and you're in on the bit
You’re stoney baloney and I’m your favorite straight A kid

I wish I was your boyfriend
I wish I was your man
So I could be your first choice
And not just your back up