Dolly Patron

Sunday morning wake up
Take off my makeup
From the night before

I am so hungover
Prayed to my roommate’s 4 leaf clover
But my luck ran out last night

My outlook’s not so good
'specially when i stood
In front of the mirror

This day just started but I’m waiting for the end
At times like this I could really use a friend
At times like this I think again
Again and again and again
I wish that I was Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton is so awesome
At Dollywood I had so much fun
Dolly Parton shines so brightly
Cause she’s always got her rhinestones on
And I wish I could have a little of her charm

Mesmerizing sparkling
Hair so high it hits the ceiling
That’s what i want to be

Cherry red nails on me
So feminine that I’m almost a drag queen
She is everything

Sunday morning wake up
Turn that record player up
My head is pounding

And I don’t feel so good
I am equal parts angry and misunderstood
Here comes that thought again
And again and again
And again
And again
And again
I wish that i was Dolly Parton