I Luv Ur MySpace

[Verse 1: Literal Colby]
It's 2009, an amazing fucking time
On MySpace doing lines, I'm so fucked out of my mind
My alcohol level is going through the roof
Drop them fingers in my pussy, come on, one then two
Jeffree Star bumpin' out of my speakers
I'ma make your belt go and hit your fuckin' sneakers
You're so hot boy, you're a keeper
We can get to fuckin', yeah, under those bleachers
Yeah, under the bleachers, where I fucked a jockey
Locker room, football bukakke
Get my vodka and my pills, I'm ready to party
Wе're all underage, so wе're snorting up smarties

[Pre-Chorus: Literal Colby]
Hold up Daddy, let's take a pic
You're hangin' with the cool kids, take a hit
Taylor Lautner (Oh my God), boy, you're ripped
Twilight motherfucker, bite me, bitch (Bite me, bi—)

[Chorus: Literal Colby]
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace

[Verse 2: Literal Colby & Danniela]
Hollywood Undead, 3OH!3
Listening to Millionaires on repeat
Can I get a band member to sleep with me?
(Fuck me, daddy) Ugh, Rawr XD
Drinking and snorting even poppin' some pills
I love cheap thrills now tip me some bills
Drinking some Henny, snorting some coke
Sucking all this dick 'til I gag and choke (Ugh)
Taking all these lines, it's making me go crazy
Doing all these drugs with my motherfuckin' bestie (Chug, chug chug)
We're getting so drunk
Licking Monster off your titties
Getting coked up at these parties
And I wanna go out tonight but only with you
Your MySpace is hot and I wanna do you
Come here and kiss me on the cheek
We can take a cute pic and then go drink you're (Hot, hot, hot)
That's what they say
Online every day, I love your MySpace

[Chorus: Literal Colby]
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I-I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I love your MySpace
I-I love your MySpace