Mr. Corruption

[Intro]
One, two
One, two, ha-ha-ha

[Verse 1]
He's the kind of friend only money can buy
Once he hooks you in, he's gonna squeeze you dry
He's a weasel in a three-piece suit
Closet full of skeletons, just room enough for you
Watch his eyes, his smiling face
He wants you for his trophy case
Bend over, if you please, Mr. Corruption

[Verse 2]
You want love, he's got it
He likes the way your soul feels in his pocket
His heart is rotten, his touch is cold
His word is hollow, he's shiny like gold
Needs you like a land-slider
Hopes to make it with your daughter
He's a total sleaze

[Chorus]
Mr. Corruption, he'll do you down and dirty
Mr. Corruption
Mr. Corruption, he'll kick you outta town
You'll never satisfy his kind of appetite
Mr. Corruption
Oh yeah

[Verse 3]
He's merely got a smile to steal your very last dime
Oughta have a sign that says "everything you own is mine"
He'll lead you anywhere you're fool enough to follow
He'll feed you all the crap your little mind can swallow
He's the guy that steals a piece
Got to know her and the priest
Underneath your skinny creams

[Chorus]
Mr. Corruption, he'll do you down and dirty
Mr. Corruption
Mr. Corruption, he got no soul at all
You'll never satisfy his kind of appetite
Mr. Corruption
Yeah

[Bridge]
Mr. Corruption, he's so slimy (Mr. Corruption)
In his world, so cold and shiny (Mr. Corruption)
Mr. Corruption's mean is blinding (Mr. Corruption)
Mr. Corruption (Mr. Corruption)

[Chorus]
Mr. Corruption, he'll do you down and dirty
Mr. Corruption
Mr. Corruption, he'll kick you outta town
Mr. Corruption
Mr. Corruption, he'll do you down and dirty
Mr. Corruption
Mr. Corruption, he'll kick you outta town
Mr. Corruption