GREATEST COUNTRY SONG #MERICANUMBERONE

[Intro]
Yeah
Yeah
What
Yeah

[Chorus]
I beat my wife with a shoe
Dang, that bitch got the flu

[Verse 1]
I wear my blue, Cowboy hat
She cook a stew
I hate stew
Bitch say moo
Like a cow
I beat my wife with a shoe
I beat my wife with a shoe
I beat my wife with a shoe
Yeah
I got a chinese woman named Zu
I'm just a little bit cuckcoo
Wrap myself in a cocoon
I cheated on my wife with Zu
I have a low IQ
Then i play the kazoo
I accidentally exploded my house
In 1972

[Chorus]
I beat my wife with a shoe
Beat my wife with a shoe ooh ooh
I beat my wife with a shoe yeah
I beat my wife with a shoe

[Verse 1]
I beat my wife with a shoe
In the middle of june
Yeah
Woo Woo
I beat my wife with a shoe
Yeah
I'm wearing crocs
Like a croc'
Hit my wife with a shoe
The voices are gettin' louder
But it's all in my head yeah