Lil Culture Birthday Bash

[Verse 1]
When Lil Culture was just a wee young lad, the rats threw him a birthday party
And the rats ran out of graffiti cans to decorate the sewers with so they had to use Sharpie
The Sharpie was harder than butter clogged in your arteries
Anyways, back to the story
Just as Lil Culture was about to blow out his birthday candles out we heard an opp yonder
So we each pulled out two Glocks and the shotty lit up our blunts and shot down the opp monster
He was dead in the blink of an eye and guess what? We renamed him the Opp Gonеr

[Interlude]
Fast foward

[Verse 2]
When Lil Culture was a wee bit of an older lad, thе rats threw him a new birthday party
This time the rats had the graffiti cans and the Sharpie
Lil Culture don't even gotta say no homo when he says he received a big package and it was gnarly
And the gift wrap was made of knick-knacks and parsley
It was such a big package, Lil Culture was shocked about how the rats got it in without it getting destroyed
But I guess the biggest surprise of all was when Lil Culture unwrapped the gift and it was Blizzi Boi
You already know that Lil Culture and Blizzi Boi didn't just make a lil noise
Blizzi Boi literally just hit a 1080 barrel kick flip down a half pipe while shredding on an electric guitar and smoking three blunts and performing his biggest hits while stealing your bitch all at the same time
Lil Culture was so amazed that all he could be doing was chilling on the side filming it on TikTok on live and posting the clips online
Blizzi kinda stole on Lil Culture's birthday shine and its totally fine cause that day its safe to say that Blizzi Boi reinvented the definition of a "total vibe"
Lil Culture's down in the sewer mansions for his next birthday while you're stuck in a motel nine