Crazy Women

VERSE|WHO’D A GUESSED THAT AQUANET COULD START A FIRE|WITH A SINGLE CIGARETTE|SHE WASN’T DRUNK - SHE WASN’T STONED|JUST SICK AND TIRED OF WONDERIN’ IF HE WAS COMIN’ HOME|SHE DROVE AROUND- SHE FOUND HIS CAR|THEY HEARD THE BOOM FROM IN THE BAR|HE CALLED THE COPS - SHE CALLED HIS BLUFF|THEY HAULED HER OFF IN HIGH HEELS AND HANDCUFFS||CHORUS|CRAZY WOMEN|EX-WIVES AND OLD GIRLFRIENDS|KEEP THEIR CRAZY HIDDEN|TILL THEY’RE PUSHED OFF THE DEEP END|GOD FORGIVE ‘EM|NO, THEY WEREN’T BORN LIKE THIS|NO, CRAZY WOMEN|ARE MADE BY CRAZY MEN||VERSE|HE TOLD HIS FRIENDS SHE WAS DEPRESSED|BORDERLINE BI-POLAR - A BITCH WITH PMS|HE CHEATS AND LIES THEN PLAYS THE VICTIM|HE DON’T KNOW WHY THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO PICK HIM||(REPEAT CHORUS #10||BRIDGE|SOME TAKE A PISTOL - SOME TAKE AN AX|BOY, IF YOU BUILD A FIRE YOU BETTER BET SHE’S GOT A MATCH|MIGHT BE THE TEACHER JUST DOWN THE STREET|THE HAIRDRESSER, OR THE HOUSEWIFE, OR THAT WAITRESS THAT’S SO SWEET|YOU WON’T SEE IT WHEN YOU MEET HER|SO BE CAREFUL HOW YOU TREAT HER|‘CAUSE SHE MIGHT LOOK JUST LIKE ME||CHORUS #2|CRAZY WOMEN|EX-WIVES AND OLD GIRLFRIENDS|WE KEEP OUR CRAZY HIDDEN|TILL WE’RE PUSHED OFF THE DEEP END|GOD FORGIVE US|NO, WE WEREN’T BORN LIKE THIS|NO, CRAZY WOMEN|ARE MADE BY CRAZY MEN||TAG|NO, CRAZY WOMEN|ARE MADE BY CRAZY MEN